- calling the legitimate anger of oppressed people “drama” or “hate”
- referring to allocation of human rights as simply “politics”
- referring to basic human empathy as “political correctness”
- the childlike refusal to admit mistakes and throwing a literal tantrum
- "it’s just my opinion"
And in gay male dating land:
Teacher: Sit down until the bell rings
How many altos does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
None, they can’t get that high.
How many sopranos does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
One, she holds it up and waits for the world to revolve around her.
How many singers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Two. An alto to actually do it and a soprano to stand by and ask “isn’t that a little high for you?”
How many basses does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
One… four… five… one…
Rogue: “I’d like to buy this flute!”
Merchant NPC: “Beware… a evil Demon lives inside it, he may come out if you play it.”
Ogre: “What? Let me have a look at it….”
Ogre: *puts the flute to his eye and looks inside*
Ogre: “Nope, there’s nothing inside. Buy it.”
The Dark Eye (German: Das Schwarze Auge (DSA))
10/10 committing to an untrained Spellcraft check.